lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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