we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Boobs are out for the taking
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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