I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i think i just lost a toe
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