Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I will be naked everywhere
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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