You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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