why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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