What a fucking waste of an outfit
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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