so explain again why im purple
no
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You have to summon your inner elephant
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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