dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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