Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
