she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she pinky promised me she was 18
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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