i jhust puked up my retainher.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I deserve this hangover.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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