People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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