Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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