I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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