Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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