And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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