Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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