cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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