It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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