You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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