But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
