school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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