shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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