We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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