she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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