DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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