TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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