OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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