My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I supernannyed him into submission
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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