I must be too annoying 4 u.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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