new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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