Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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