the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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