So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i out mim tonsoeep
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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