Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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