just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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