As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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