Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
we should paint friendship bongs
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