I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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