I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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