I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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