dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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