I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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