So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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