Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
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Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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