i think my mom watched the whole time
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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