Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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