Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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