Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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