belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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