I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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