Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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