...so i touched it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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