U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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