i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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