I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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