Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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